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Vaglica For Fire Commissioner

At least he can put out your girlfriend’s fire

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Mario Responds to PETA

(No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.)

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Cat Lift Off

She’s going back to her home planet to let them know the cats have finally taken over Earth.

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Angry Birds Haircut

It’s a very subtle way of telling cops to back off.

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Better Names for Things

collegehumor:

Skier Sign Mishap

Jesus won’t be able to save you if you fall on that cross.

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Pac-Man Lights

The street lamp at the end of that row is totally a power pellet.

collegehumor:

Telling Kids That Santa Isn’t Real

Once upon a time, CollegeHumor went to Union Square, posed as a Children’s TV show, and then told kids that Santa wasn’t real. Because truth is the greatest gift of all.

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Santa Rides Motorcycle With No Hands

This is why mommy kisses Santa Claus. He’s badass.

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Ordinary Russian First Graders

This is why Russian children consistently outperform US kids in having debilitating brain injuries.